Reblog if one of your greatest fear is seeing your...
taecyeonstalker: I can always see children specifically here in tumblr, complaining about their parents. So I hope things are not too late yet. You must love your parents while they are still alive. :)
did you know you're the ugliest shit i've ever...
i know, i like how you speak the truth anon I know you want to know something about me, ask away!
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
cocksmash: drapetomania: People be like: “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” I got chu, Josie Vu.
TIGER & BUNNY OPENNING!!!
i like how people on tumblr want you to talk to...
but they don’t respond when i do! am i that ugly?! i don’t even have a picture on aim!
Dear Future Boyfriend,
heheitsjp: We don’t have to have expensive dates. I’d be just happy in your presence.
parallellogic: arebeesee: YOU EAT A DICK, NIGGA! shit got real “Then you got kicked in yo chest!”
WHEN I GO OUT LOOKING LIKE CRAP AND I SEE SOMEONE...
I never understood why people take pictures of...
carlop: was the camera mean to you?
Fuckers that tag me in unattractive photos.
xthatchinkx: xtc-verse: All the fkin’ time.
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
Seeing a car for sale In the middle of the mall...
“How the f**k did they get that in here?” all the time
Reblog if you've been told you have nice boobs.