June 2011
Reblog if one of your greatest fear is seeing your...
taecyeonstalker:
I can always see children specifically here in tumblr, complaining about their parents. So I hope things are not too late yet. You must love your parents while they are still alive. :)
May 2011
1 tag
did you know you're the ugliest shit i've ever...
i know, i like how you speak the truth anon
I know you want to know something about me, ask away!
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
cocksmash:
drapetomania:
People be like:
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
I got chu, Josie Vu.
TIGER & BUNNY OPENNING!!!
Someday someday...
heheitsjp:
i like how people on tumblr want you to talk to...
but they don’t respond when i do! am i that ugly?! i don’t even have a picture on aim!
Dear Future Boyfriend,
heheitsjp:
We don’t have to have expensive dates. I’d be just happy in your presence.
Watchparallellogic:
arebeesee:
YOU EAT A DICK, NIGGA!
shit got real
“Then you got kicked in yo chest!”
WHEN I GO OUT LOOKING LIKE CRAP AND I SEE SOMEONE...
funnygifs:
I never understood why people take pictures of...
carlop:
was the camera mean to you?
Fuckers that tag me in unattractive photos.
xthatchinkx:
xtc-verse:
All the fkin’ time.
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
Seeing a car for sale In the middle of the mall...
“How the f**k did they get that in here?”
all the time
Reblog if you've been told you have nice boobs.
mikeyzz:
tarafreakindactyl:
